Author: Whitesly
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USER NAME: A-LVL Ԑ|Dr. Schmanzell
TITLE: Reasercher - Access Level Epsilon
DISPLAYING SCP-KVX-69, ACCESS LEVEL Ԑ[EPSILON]
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| SCP-KVX-69 |
Item #: SCP-KVX-69
Object Class: 420
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-KVX-69 has to be stored in a special containment cell without any memes. It has to be YEETED every day. If a meme is tracked, a Pewdiepie meme video must be iniciated to stop the dank.
Description:
SCP-KVX-69 is a dank SCP which is very dangerous, because it is a pure meme! The pure memeness of this example has killed many people and we don't know weather we can contain SCP-KVX-69 with anti-meme procedures. It's abnormal because it is to dank. It was found in a place by Whitesly who called the MTF Nine-Tailed-Fox which contained SCP-KVX-69.
Attachments:
Event Log [LOL M8 GIVE ME THAT BLUNT]
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